He is 95+ years old with yellow teeth, missing teeth, smelly breath and has not taken a shower in 7 years. He is a hunch back and has moles and growths on his face and chin.
He shuffles with a walking stick and his clothes and skin radiate body odor.
He advertizes on Match.com that he seeks a drop dead gorgeous generous Millionairess, with cover girl looks.....
He talks to the wind and mumbles to himself all the time. 3 days after attesting OT VIII, he took of all his clothes and walked naked circling AOLA.
He looks remarkably like Uni-bomber.
Enough clues Sheila ?


Ha! You thought you had me, didn't you?
IT's HELLUVAHOAX!
Nah. But I found his pic online:
[video=youtube;v43LNBDNBIk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v43LNBDNBIk[/video]
Aqualung
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet. Feeling alone
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
(okay, Karen, I won't ask for hints anymore....

)