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Marty Rathbun raises his head, and starts squawking PART 2

IWantOffThisTrain

Eternal Optimist
Has our dear friend stopped posting his lovely little videos? Said with extreme sarcasm and curiosity but lacking the willingness to even look to see when the one was posted out of fear of giving him an accidental click
 

ILove2Lurk

Lisbeth Salander
Has our dear friend stopped posting his lovely little videos?
Probably busy preparing his
season one box set for release.


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"We have the technology. We have the capability to rebuild him.
Marty Rathbun will be the man. Better than he was before."







Footnote: Title based on rampant, unfounded. clueless Internet speculation
based on payoffs (pro-rata) to neuter and silence problematic people in the past.
 

AngeloV

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New cult version of Final Fantasy franchise of video games:

Final Fantasy I: The TR Dilemma - Player enters the scio world. Based on TR-0 Bullbait, the player must concoct various stories to try to get the computer AI to react. All the while managing their 'budget' as they pay for 'classes' and 'services' with an ever dwindling supply of cash. Time is money so the player loses if they run out of money for the allotted time period.

Final Fantasy II: To Clear and Beyond - Player dodges ethics actions and various SP villains.

Final Fantasy II-L - Player must concoct lies and shore stories in order to get past wog characters who block their path.

Final Fantasy III: Destination Fucked - Player travels through 'BT Land' and battles alien entities which try to stick to the player. Every removed BT has a cost. After getting rid of them, if the player has any money or possessions left, he wins. But regardless of the outcome, the screen goes black and the words "You are fucked" appear.
 
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gifs don't work here :confused2:
 

Lurker5

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New cult version of Final Fantasy franchise of video games:

Final Fantasy I: The TR Dilemma - Player enters the scio world. Based on TR-0 Bullbait, the player must concoct various stories to try to get the computer AI to react. All the while managing their 'budget' as they pay for 'classes' and 'services' with an ever dwindling supply of cash. Time is money so the player loses if they run out of money for the allotted time period.

Final Fantasy II: To Clear and Beyond - Player dodges ethics actions and various SP villains.

Final Fantasy II-L - Player must concoct lies and shore stories in order to get past wog characters who block their path.

Final Fantasy III: Destination Fucked - Player travels through 'BT Land' and battles alien entities which try to stick to the player. Every removed BT has a cost. After getting rid of them, if the player has any money or possessions left, he wins. But regardless of the outcome, the screen goes black and the words "You are fucked" appear.

:hysterical: :lol: :laugh: :roflmao:
 

anonomog

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..

This thread made me think about how teens and millennials get their information.

I just had a wild idea that is so stupid it could never happen. But, then again, it's so stupid that it definitely COULD happen, LOL.

IDEA: Video Game. Think billion dollar blockbuster, like Grand Theft Auto. But it's the cult version.

NAME: Grand Theft Solo (player tries to go up through Solo Nots and get superpowers while the cult tries to steal all the money for nothing in return.

CONCEPT: Players try to get "up the Bridge" while acquiring supernatural powers, riches and immortality. The cult tries to steal all their money, harass them, lie to them, betray them, declare them, bankrupt them, disconnect them, dead agent them, fair game them and (in general) give them nothing but stress, losses and betrayal.

Using Scientology as a backdrop for a video game is pretty fascinating because it the ecosystem is so sophisticated and articulated after 7 decades of cult development. The concept are at once magnificent, ludicrous, amazing, worthless, hyperbolic, humanitarian, vicious, charitable, vicious, magnanimous, ethical, criminal, et al. It's operatic with protagonists and antagonists that both have profound character flaws. It's epic in scale, spanning all the galaxies of this universe--and traveling backwards in time quadrillions of years.

It's so completely insane as an idea, it could actually become an international craze.

Seriously.

But, i doubt any gaming company would invest the mega-bucks to develop it, knowing that cult litigators are lying in wait to attack, lol.

I think there have been a few efforts to create a board game but something about that is rather "flat" and lacking in the crazed manic energy, certainty and wacko ideas that accompany all cult activities.

Okay, I think I'll go back to my life now and stop talking about this. LOL

Wait. I was about to click off and I suddenly thought got an idea (I wasn't trying, I swear I was leaving! LOL) about what the "tag line" of the game could be (below the title, and for use in all advertising)


GRAND THEFT SOLO
(working title only)

The only video game in the
universe where everyone wins!





I mean, isn't that tag line so perfectly stupid that it's perfectly perfect?! LOL.

And here is your theme music.:dieslaughing::dieslaughing::dieslaughing:

[video=youtube;u02tycroA30]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
 

Gib

Crusader
Has our dear friend stopped posting his lovely little videos? Said with extreme sarcasm and curiosity but lacking the willingness to even look to see when the one was posted out of fear of giving him an accidental click��

more than likely preparing a rebuttal to the Ray Jeffery, Sugar Ray as Marty called him.
 

anonomog

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Jesus wept. He is still at it.

I would love to see the behind the scenes of this. I'm picturing that the previously strictly teetotaller cameraman has replaced his bottle water with vodka and taking a swig after every 'okay'... The producer has taken off all her clothes and is singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the corner and the sound guy is wondering if he can stop his own heart through the power of positive thinking.

The camera is going to slowly lean to the left soon and the picture will get a bit blurry as spiders spin webs over the lens. And he is still going to be bloody [STRIKE]talking[/STRIKE] lying.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
 

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Originally Posted by Tanchi

That image scares me silly!!


That was video of the first OT 9 completion.


LOL.

Perhaps.

Or surveillance footage of David Miscavige, upon receiving the exhilarating theta news that Dr. Hubbard had shed his encumbrance?

Yeah. . .

Yeah, that is how insane that cult is. LOL
 

Tanchi

Patron with Honors
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LOL.

Perhaps.

Or surveillance footage of David Miscavige, upon receiving the exhilarating theta news that Dr. Hubbard had shed his encumbrance?

Yeah. . .

Yeah, that is how insane that cult is. LOL

Crikey, I really want to post on this thread, but THAT IMAGE!!!! I just noticed it's eyes are shiny, like he/it is crying. Eeeeeek
 

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Crikey, I really want to post on this thread, but THAT IMAGE!!!! I just noticed it's eyes are shiny, like he/it is crying. Eeeeeek


Tears of joy....

"Ding Dong, the bitch is dead...." (COB singing to himself as he caresses gold bullion that, moments earlier, belonged to Dr. Hubbard.

Whatever people imagine about Scientology, what happens is seriously way worse. That's the meaning of Hubbard's guarantee that (paraphrasing):

"The Bridge will eventually reveal to you truths beyond your wildest imagination!"

Even a broken cult is right once a lifetime.
 

Tanchi

Patron with Honors
All I was going to say is that Rathbun has pontificated about Going Clear movie for close to 30 full minutes. Big, jaw popping yawn.

Oh! Haha, is he now the Pontiff's pontificator?
 

ThetanExterior

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The second season of Leah Remini's TV show starts soon. Janis Gillham Grady's first book is out now with two more to come. Possible books coming from Hana Eltringham Whitfield and Jesse Prince.

Marty is going to have to put in a lot of overtime.
 

Victoria

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I'd imagine her audience is teenagers and maybe she connects with them, but she is doing no one else any favors in debunking the cult. Between using the word 'like', saying 'carbon bombs' and flicking back her hair a dozen times, she just comes across as being dumb as a post.


Someone please just just get this girl a hair tie.
 

TKM

New Member
I really hope Marty's getting rich making these silly footbullet kowtow movies

Very possible he was framed or black mailed into them but I guess that's fair karma if that's the case

Possibly. One member of the crew who produces these videos is seen in "My Scientology Movie" harassing Marty on the street outside the studio in Hollywood.

Coincidence? Perhaps...
 
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