I am seeking a new guru. The room is strewn with bits of paper titled "what I am really looking for..."
I can't quite decide if I'd like my new guru to wear long flowing robes or not. I like the idea of flowing robes, especially if they are made of silk. Silk is divine. Yeah I think I'd my new guru to wear silk robes and insist devotees wear the same. I don't give a damn what the philosophies on offer are about so long as the uniforms are silk.
I met a woman who had been involved in a cult where they all wore really cool robes. I nearly killed myself laughing as we compared "cult experiences". She'd had a way better cult experience than me. Clothing is so important don't you think?