DM, will you PLEASE come out of the closet?

Ulf K. Maier

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Hello, all :hattip:

This is a message to Mr. David Miscavige (Miszkiewicz):

Would you PLEASE just come out of the closet?

Look through recent news: high politicians coming out gay, RICKI MARTIN (your idol and mine). Hey, I hear you're a big FREDDIE MERCURY and QUEEN fan. I also happen to know you like Fine Young Cannibals (saw you dancing to them 'way back when) and George Michael. Nothing wrong with that, I like Queen myself; but, come on, Freddie was more flaming than the Burning Bush of Biblical yore... sorry, didn't mean to bring up BUSH :p

So, look, man, just come out. Make it OK for the others in your group to come out. Maybe some of the other gays you've bashing, and the gay community in general, will acquire respect for you once you admit you're a
RAGING CLOSET QUEEN
 
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IMMORTAL

Patron Meritorious
Hello, all :hattip:

This is a message to Mr. David Miscavige (Meszkiewicz):

Would you PLEASE just come out of the closet?

Look through recent news: high politicians coming out gay, RICKI MARTIN (your idol and mine). Hey, I hear you're a big FREDDIE MERCURY and QUEEN fan. I also happen to know you like Fine Young Cannibals (saw you dancing to them 'way back when) and George Michael. Nothing wrong with that, I like Queen myself; but, come on, Freddie was more flaming than the Burning Bush of Biblical yore... sorry, didn't mean to bring up BUSH :p

So, look, man, just come out. Make it OK for the others in your group to come out. Maybe some of the other gays you've bashing, and the gay community in general, will acquire respect for you once you admit you're a
RAGING CLOSET QUEEN

This reminds me of the recent South Park episode where Tom Cruise is depicted as a fudge packer. (Ok, my husband had to educate me on what that was.)
 

Ulf K. Maier

Patron Meritorious
LOL!

This reminds me of the recent South Park episode where Tom Cruise is depicted as a fudge packer. (Ok, my husband had to educate me on what that was.)

You mean the infamous "TC won't come out of the closet" episode"? The one that the ex-Isaac Hayes quit while he was still breathing? Hey Isaac, now you in a shaft... " :p

Frankly, if Tom came out, it'd be Internet news and discussion for about a week.

David Miscavige finally coming out would really change things... :yes:
 

FinallyFree

Gold Meritorious Patron
come on davey. maybe you will be less slappy if you dealt with all that pent up sexual frustration.

you know you want it.
 

AnonKat

Crusader
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Voltaire's Child

Fool on the Hill
He does strike me as ...erm...non conventional...but I don't really know whether or not that takes the form of being gay. He does sort of trip my gaydar but I actually think that whether or not he likes women, or men, that he's actually quite twisted in however it is that he expresses his sexuality.
 

Voltaire's Child

Fool on the Hill
You mean the infamous "TC won't come out of the closet" episode"? The one that the ex-Isaac Hayes quit while he was still breathing? Hey Isaac, now you in a shaft... " :p

Frankly, if Tom came out, it'd be Internet news and discussion for about a week.

David Miscavige finally coming out would really change things... :yes:

What I heard- and I believe Pooks may've been the one to post this somewhere- is that Isaac thought that episode was funny and then the cult made him quit the show. That he even offered the cult that he'd donate the money he made from that episode and that he begged them to let him stay on the show.
 

Ulf K. Maier

Patron Meritorious
Non conventional, I like that

He does strike me as ...erm...non conventional...but I don't really know whether or not that takes the form of being gay. He does sort of trip my gaydar but I actually think that whether or not he likes women, or men, that he's actually quite twisted in however it is that he expresses his sexuality.

There's a track record on some really repressed, closeted people being ultra-antigay in public, at least. I won't go through each example here.

Does DM express his sexuality? Hmmm...
No kids
Wife where?

Some say he's boinkin' the secretary, but no one's seen proof positive of that. Good beard, though...

Repressed sexuality might have been part of his training, look at what we know of Hubbard. Maybe Hubbard and he even... nah, that's too far-fetched for even this space cowboy.
 

Ulf K. Maier

Patron Meritorious
Isaac Hayes pressured to quit SP... ?

What I heard- and I believe Pooks may've been the one to post this somewhere- is that Isaac thought that episode was funny and then the cult made him quit the show. That he even offered the cult that he'd donate the money he made from that episode and that he begged them to let him stay on the show.

I believe I did read this somewhere. You're spot-on, as usual :coolwink:
 

Operating DB

Truman Show Dropout
This reminds me of the recent South Park episode where Tom Cruise is depicted as a fudge packer. (Ok, my husband had to educate me on what that was.)

That is a new episode that aired last night. The creators of South Park are at it again bashing TC (and other celebs).
 

TG1

Angelic Poster
There's a track record on some really repressed, closeted people being ultra-antigay in public, at least. I won't go through each example here.


Ulf's quite right. In 1996, a study reported high correlation between homophobia and sexual arousal among heterosexual men watching male homosexual acts (https://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u47/Henry_et_al.pdf).

"The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992 ). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies. "

(Here endeth the geekness.)

TG1
 

Ulf K. Maier

Patron Meritorious
Scientology leadership, will you all as one come out of the hangar?

It is a closet for you Ulf, but remember that it's a huge aircraft hanger type space for DM. He might even have a little house in there.


See what she's got in her closet - at the end of the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_cOkWjYEiE

It's not a closet to me LOL I'm just anonymous... You're right, of course. The one person on Gold Base allowed to be himself is DM. He should just sing those favorite show tunes whenever he feels like it!

So now, the question becomes: is he a top or a bottom? Oh yeah, and does he still prefer his buggery public? (thanks to Grady Ward for that one).

I wouldn't mind being in her closet, though :coolwink:
 

FinallyFree

Gold Meritorious Patron
I just wanted to put out here that there is nothing at all wrong with being gay.

There *IS* something wrong with being the head of a cult who hates homosexuals while you hide in the closet yourself.

Oh and on the subject of DM and his "actions" being telling - don't forget: DM cancelled relationships/marriages for ALL Int Base Staff. (hmmmm... what does hubbard say about suppression on the 2D????)
 

Ulf K. Maier

Patron Meritorious
Gay is OK!

I just wanted to put out here that there is nothing at all wrong with being gay.

There *IS* something wrong with being the head of a cult who hates homosexuals while you hide in the closet yourself.

Oh and on the subject of DM and his "actions" being telling - don't forget: DM cancelled relationships/marriages for ALL Int Base Staff. (hmmmm... what does hubbard say about suppression on the 2D????)

Hello, FF.

I want to agree wholeheartedly with your first statement. Be what you are.

On #2: RIGHT. If DM can't have any fun, neither can anyone else.

I guess he's never heard of the Catholic Church.

Gloria, monitoring the Internet at Gold Base, is going to be catching a LOT more people looking at porn, just for starters. Those poor wankers!
 
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