FCDC circa 1970

[Mystic]

Fat Bastard Fork tech! Can we toss a cello in there too?

 

[uncle sam]

I am sad!

Wut happened to the hotties?
Where have all the hotties gone?

 

[Mystic]

Wut happened to the hotties?
Where have all the hotties gone?

They're in Brazil, of course. Everybody knows that.

http://www.puntacaribe.com/brazilian_beach_culture.htm

And:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQ-QCfaRcs

 

[uncle sam]

Well now

They're in Brazil, of course. Everybody knows that.

http://www.puntacaribe.com/brazilian_beach_culture.htm

And:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQ-QCfaRcs

Let me see-I like "girls" and I like "Brazil"--I wonder if the US State Department would hire me to go to Brazil and show the Brazilians - how much we Americans like their "girls". This plan is so much better than taking my next step on the bridge-don't ya think.

 

[Dark Phoenix]

 

[Winston Smith]

I needed that.

 

[uncle sam]

I needed that.

Me too

 

[Mystic]

I just now heard a report/rumor that today is Winnie the Smith's birthday.

If so,

If not...well, that comes later, and it might not be pretty.

 

[dontscamme]

I just now heard a report/rumor that today is Winnie the Smith's birthday.

If so,

If not...well, that comes later, and it might not be pretty.

Happy Birthday, Winston!

 

[Winston Smith]

I just now heard a report/rumor that today is Winnie the Smith's birthday.

If so,

If not...well, that comes later, and it might not be pretty.

Ah yes I am officially an old fart. 12 Jan 52...you figure it out

 

[Zinjifar]

Ah yes I am officially an old fart. 12 Jan 52...you figure it out

you younger than me Happy Birthday ya ole fart

Zinj

 

[Dark Phoenix]

 

[Mystic]

Whew! I'm glad it really is Winnie's birthday, now I don't have to post The Ugly Pic. Instead, let's have a "Life Goes On Forever" pic:

 

[uncle sam]

Winston

Happy Birthday--may your dreams be filled with scenes of --hotties - dancing and frolicking-playing with one another all in honor of you.
ps-don't let your wife see these scenes playing out in your mind's eye

 

[nozeno]

Happy Birthday Winston

You're younger than me too.

 

[Mystic]

You're younger than me too.

Really now, I just can't accept that I'm the only one in this thread that thinks nozzie has bizarre tastes in women.

 

[Mystic]

Ah...er...I'd think Mr. Lee just loved ... err...ah....

 

[Winston Smith]

Noz...please let us revert to THIS pic, not yours. Whew! I am celebrating my birthday with a very sore shoulder due to too much cello practice. Ain't it wonderful getting old. Zinj, the pressure is too much for this old guy...I feel like the building behind that cellist, Mystic. Give me a few more days.

 

[nozeno]

Sorry

 

[Winston Smith]

I would like to be the back of that cello. It would be such fun to show her the proper postition to hold the instrument...I would have to take it away and position it between her legs as it should be held. I may just have to give her a lecture before placing it, with her adoring eyes fixed on me. Ofcourse my adoring eyes may make me lose concentration.