Do you remember the movie Papillon? I'd like to give Dave a home on that island and he can carry his billion dollars up his ass like Henry did. The only differences would be that he would be rightly convicted and he would not escape. Devil's Island would make the Hole seem like a Bingo parlor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_(book)
The book is an account of a 14-year period in Papillon's life (October 26, 1931 to October 18, 1945) starting from when he was wrongly convicted of murder in
France and sentenced to a life of hard labor at the
Devil's Island penal colony. He escaped from Devil's Island, to ultimately settle in
Venezuela, where he lived and prospered, free from French justice.
Papillon endured a brief stay at a prison in
Caen. As soon as he boarded a vessel bound for
South America, he learned about the brutal life that prisoners had to endure at the prison colony. Murders were not uncommon among convicts, and men were cut with makeshift knives for their
charger (a hollow metal cylinder containing money, lodged in the
rectum; it has also been called a
plan). Papillon befriended a former banker convicted of
counterfeiting named
Louis Dega. He agreed to protect Dega from those seeking to murder him for his charger