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Miscavige is convicted? Then what?

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
Do you remember the movie Papillon? I'd like to give Dave a home on that island and he can carry his billion dollars up his ass like Henry did. The only differences would be that he would be rightly convicted and he would not escape. Devil's Island would make the Hole seem like a Bingo parlor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_(book)
The book is an account of a 14-year period in Papillon's life (October 26, 1931 to October 18, 1945) starting from when he was wrongly convicted of murder in France and sentenced to a life of hard labor at the Devil's Island penal colony. He escaped from Devil's Island, to ultimately settle in Venezuela, where he lived and prospered, free from French justice.
Papillon endured a brief stay at a prison in Caen. As soon as he boarded a vessel bound for South America, he learned about the brutal life that prisoners had to endure at the prison colony. Murders were not uncommon among convicts, and men were cut with makeshift knives for their charger (a hollow metal cylinder containing money, lodged in the rectum; it has also been called a plan). Papillon befriended a former banker convicted of counterfeiting named Louis Dega. He agreed to protect Dega from those seeking to murder him for his charger
That could make for an interesting headline:

Church Leader Murdered for the Contents of his Rectum​

Paul
 

dchoiceisalwaysrs

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I would have to call my travel agent and rebook for a flight to Palm Springs, CA and hire a guide and militia hot shot sniper.

I would miss seeing the circus and it's star, the performing longest monologuing slapping coman at the Super Power tree killing event but I could probably make up for it by sighting down the barrel of the "church" of Scientology's rifle up in the hills above Int Base shooting all the BTs that infiltrated L Ron Hubbard's and David Miscavige's army of non-agents.

Disclaimer, I don't condone violence but since Slappy won't be on base, I could take the realm and instigate a new Orders of Magnitude.

Oh Wait.. JT just called and wanted to know what time I want to hop on board his RICO aiding jet and TC offered to repell me into the snipers nest. I think I will ask Kirstie to count and curse all the [STRIKE]slaves[/STRIKE] volunteers blowing an tally the 200,000 Volunteer ministers who will show up for their photo ops.

OSA members on post will be required to provide a complete list of both escaped scientologist and conned politicians from their anti-humanitarian program targets for safe entry over the razor wife fence. This will permit them to use their electronic thetan traps for getting recruits for their criminal lawyers university.

And I won't need any namby pamby waisted dilletantes to help me, cause i will be the sole source just like the conmen before me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAL8qZyeciI

an here is some Soul...lol for shortie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yaWf2iunM
 

AnonKat

Crusader
L Ron Hubbard says: GTFO Dave

Hubbard.jpg
 

Kookaburra

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Balthasar,

I'm with you on Miscavige's life expectancy. He is wound WAY too tight to have very good long-term prospects.

TG1

Yes, I'm surprised he's lasted as long as he has, with the exessive amount of booze he consumes, and the heavy smoking and having come from the shallow end of the gene pool. He's in his 50's. Many SO members die far younger than that.


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Udarnik

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Yes, I'm surprised he's lasted as long as he has, with the exessive amount of booze he consumes, and the heavy smoking and having come from the shallow end of the gene pool. He's in his 50's. Many SO members die far younger than that.

Yes, but they have the added pressures of poor diet, abusive environment and lack of sleep that DM is immune from. He probably also has access to medical care the SO does not. He has a good chance of hitting his 60s.
 
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