Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology PART 4

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Idiot Bastardson
I love multiple choice questions!

Here's another good one I saw the other day:

(1)ARE YOU NOW(1) OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN(1) (1) A CLAM



the correct answer is 1
 

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ACTUAL CLINICAL CASE STUDY
Why medical doctors sometimes reject
the science of pre-natal engrams.

ABSTRACT: In the years 1950 through 2019, ten thousand (10,000) medical doctors participated in a double blind study of the effect of pre-natal trauma to certain portions of the brain involved with memory, including the amygdala, the hippocampus, the cerebellum, and the prefrontal cortex.

CASE # 7,297: Medical Doctor (age 28)

May 1, 1978: Subject was introduced to the science prenatal engrams by providing them with access to books, audio lectures and bulletins related to "Dianetics The Modern Science of Mental Health". Subject initially expressed profound skepticism about pre-natal engrams effect upon memory.​
October 1,1981: (elapsed time 29 months) Subject remained skeptical about the proven scientific principles related to pre-natal engrams.​
November 1, 1982: (elapsed time 30 months) Subject suddenly "caught on" and fully accepted the workability of Dianetic therapy related to pre-natal engrams.​
May 1, 2019: (elapsed time 41 years) Subject manifests profound memory impairment, claiming they never believed in pre-natal engrams.​
August 1, 2019: Subject given one-hour of Dianetic therapy. PC frequently originated their rejection of pre-natal engram technology by repeated harsh originations "I don't believe it!" The Dianeticist auditor recognized the "bouncers" and "deniers", whereupon he instructed the subject to repeat the phrase "I don't believe it". Subject then stated that they found an earlier incident in the womb where their mother attended a public event where Dr. Hubbard introduced the world's first Clear Sonya Bianca. The engramic phrase "I don't believe it!" attended the pregnant mother convulsing in laughter (causing the engram) when the "Clear" could not remember the color of Dr. Hubbard's tie that they had seen seconds before. Now the subject realized that the phrase "I don't believe it!" was the restimulator and trigger for the fully irrational skepticism that he had felt about memory loss due to pre-natal engrams.​
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Hey, I remember back in the 1970's and 80's, they would take the hottest female staff to do body routing.
 

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Hey, I remember back in the 1970's and 80's, they would take the hottest female staff to do body routing.
They were still doing that in the 90's and 00's. Although I hadn't seen that as much recently, but who knows!!
 

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Hey, I remember back in the 1970's and 80's, they would take the hottest female staff to do body routing.
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If the WOG they confront on the sidewalk doesn't cognite and agree
and comply with the command intention to report to the Ideal Org and
start their Bridge to Total Freedom, the Ruin Rehab Registrar writes
up a Knowledge Report and issues a Cease & Desist Order to stop
being a Degraded Being. If that doesn't work, they face-rip
the out-ethics dilettante and order them to disconnect
from their family after r-factoring them "You're not

going to get away with this, we know where
you live and we have all the bus and
train stations and airports covered!"


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Hey Billy I really need you to buy a set of the exciting brand new books!
With your IAS membership and sliding scale discounts and a today-only
special we are running, it will only cost you $3,750!


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wow, it sounds great but isn't that kind
of expensive for a few books?


REGISTRAR
Not at all. The data in the books is priceless. How
did you want to pay for it, check or charge card?


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wait a minute--I don't even know what's in the books,
I heard its the same books that have been sold since
the early 1950s. I already have all those books


REGISTRAR
Oh no, you haven't had the fully confidential briefing
so you are missing vital information. These are
new books, we just printed them.


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Yeah, I know you just printed them but aren't the words
exactly the same--and you only changed the covers?


REGISTRAR
Certainly not! These are the BASICS books!


BILLY BLOWDOWN
But I already have all the basic books.


REGISTRAR
Let me finish this VIP briefing so I can give
you the confidential part.


BILLY BLOWDOWN
I don't see how it can be confidential when you are openly
selling the books in the org's public bookstore.


REGISTRAR
No Billy, these are not simply the Basics books. These are
the GOLDEN AGE OF KNOWLEDGE FOR ETERNITY basics books.


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Whoa! Really? Knowledge
?!
Wow! And it's Golden?!
Omgggggg! Seriously? Eternity?!
That's amazing. I'm blowing so much charge on
securing my eternity for only a few thousand dollars.
Here's my charge card.


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REGISTRAR
Hey Billy I really need you to buy a set of the exciting brand new books!
With your IAS membership and sliding scale discounts and a today-only
special we are running, it will only cost you $3,750!


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wow, it sounds great but isn't that kind
of expensive for a few books?


REGISTRAR
Not at all. The data in the books is priceless. How
did you want to pay for it, check or charge card?


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wait a minute--I don't even know what's in the books,
I heard its the same books that have been sold since
the early 1950s. I already have all those books


REGISTRAR
Oh no, you haven't had the fully confidential briefing
so you are missing vital information. These are
new books, we just printed them.


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Yeah, I know you just printed them but aren't the words
exactly the same--and you only changed the covers?


REGISTRAR
Certainly not! These are the BASICS books!


BILLY BLOWDOWN
But I already have all the basic books.


REGISTRAR
Let me finish this VIP briefing so I can give
you the confidential part.


BILLY BLOWDOWN
I don't see how it can be confidential when you are openly
selling the books in the org's public bookstore.


REGISTRAR
No Billy, these are not simply the Basics books. These are
the GOLDEN AGE OF KNOWLEDGE FOR ETERNITY basics books.


BILLY BLOWDOWN
Whoa! Really? Knowledge
?!
Wow! And it's Golden?!
Omgggggg! Seriously? Eternity?!
That's amazing. I'm blowing so much charge on
securing my eternity for only a few thousand dollars.
Here's my charge card.


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Billy Blowdown may find some benefit in a Vulcan mind-melt touch assist. It might be considered to be an other practice though.

Too bad for our Billy. If he were a fisherman, he might have other fish to fry.

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Billy Blowdown may find some benefit in a Vulcan mind-melt touch assist. It might be considered to be an other practice though.

Too bad for our Billy. If he were a fisherman, he might have other fish to fry.

:hysterical:
LOL

Billy hasn't posted much recently, since he is "off on a huge win" after getting some standard word clearing.

A BIG BLOWDOWN SUCCESS STORY
FROM OT VIII BILLY BLOWDOWN!

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Hello Theta Terminals! I have been off on a huge win on the HCO POLICY
LETTER "Keeping Scientology Working". This is unquestionably the biggest
win I've ever had in 4 decades on the Bridge. Bigger, in fact, than all my
other wins up to OT VIII combined! Well, finally they found my MU and it
was right there at the top of KSW all this time! "REMIMEO!!!!!" When I did
the clay demo, I realized that Ron intended Scientology tech to be printed
and disseminated with MIMEO MACHINES. He never said anything about the
computers and the internet. That's why after I attested to OT VIII and I went
to post my win online, I ran into a lot of SPs. They totally invalidated my
miraculous power to postulate any reality and be total cause over all of life.
All that inval really caused me to rollercoaster, so naturally I lost my powers.
I attested to "TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE AND MEST", and didn't attest to total
cause over entheta. I now know I need to do OT IX to handle that which is
such a major blowdown to me! - Much Love, Billy Blowdown (OT VIII) -

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lotus

stubborn rebel sheep!
He has posted as Helluvahoax and mainly said he would have to turn out to koans style to fit the blogs short posts style. :D


Go half way through comments and you'll find him.

A blow drill has been ordered on him and I will add a nice reward.
 
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Operating DB

Truman Show Dropout
He has posted as Helluvahoax and mainly said he would have to turn out to koans style to fit the blogs short posts style. :D
Go half way through comments and you'll find him.
A blow drill has been ordered on him and I will add a nice reward.
Ah! I found it! Too bad the posts on Underground Bunker aren't sequentially numbered for easy reference.
It's nice to read his crazy ass words again!
 

lotus

stubborn rebel sheep!
Please tell him you are sent there with Jenny , to recover him. He better behave and returns to duties!
 
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