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With crappy Photoshopping, the Church of Scientology risks a fatwā

DCAnon

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http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/08...g_the_church_of_scientology_risks_a_fatwa.php


Gawker picks up the story and runs with it.
http://gawker.com/5337728/scientolo...ion-of-god-from-zoroaster-to-kenneth-the-page


BEFORE - Uwe Stuckenbrock
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AFTER - Kenny Seybold
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List of people from left to right:
1. Booklet guy – depending on version- Uwe Stuckenbrock, Kenny Seybold or Nicola Corias.
a. Kenny Seybold – Sports fields I/C – AKA - lawn mowing I/C
b. Uwe – died on PAC RPF of MS – R.I.P.
c. Nicola Corias – was in RTC and blew or was RPF’ed
2. Casavius Tabayoyan - persuaded to have his name changed to Michael Przybylski and moved to Denmark to avoid being contacted by Declared SP parents.
3. Marc Headley – Blown
4. Gary “Luigi” Lew – L. Ron Hubbard’s personal assistant in charge of Audio Visual duties – still at Int Base
5. Hiro Kimoto – Blew from Int base many years ago
6. Terrance Une – Security Guard at Int Base
7. Robert Barry – offloaded from Int Base
8. Carol Alexander – died at Gold Base of heart attack)
9. Bill Price – Been on PAC RPF for over 12 years
10. John “Gonzo” Gonzalvez – Cameraman on film shoot team at Gold – still there.
 

Lohan2008

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The Gawker

This Scientology tract features a photo of the world's religious icons, from Muhammad to Jesus to Moses to Confucius (?) standing in awe beneath an usher who also happens to be a Scientologist and is therefore the most powerful God...
 

Cat's Squirrel

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Even the CofS wouldn't be stupid enough to offend Muslims in that fashion, would they? Oh wait, they might...

Where's the popcorn :)
 

Lohan2008

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Fatwa'

In order for a scholar to be qualified to issue a fatwa, it was required that he obtained an ijazat attadris wa'l-ifta ("license to teach and issue legal opinions") .

To obtain an ijazat attadris wa'l-ifta in the Madrassah system, a student "had to study in a guild school of law, usually four years for the basic undergraduate course" and ten or more years for a post-graduate course.


Not to be confused with Jihad:
Jihad appears frequently in the Qur'an and common usage as the idiomatic expression "striving in the way of Allah"


~Wikipedia

It is my understanding (which could be wrong) that you also have to have the rank of Caliph...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliph
 

AnonOrange

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My god this is funny. I already wrote to my printer to tell her to make a sign with it.

I'm not yet too sure what to say for the caption. Please help!

(If you don't help, I'll put in the sky backgroun a flying AnonOrange with his "Cult Leader" orange T-Shirt!) :omg:
 

EP - Ethics Particle

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Gud idee iz gud!

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My god this is funny. I already wrote to my printer to tell her to make a sign with it.

I'm not yet too sure what to say for the caption. Please help!

(If you don't help, I'll put in the sky backgroun a flying AnonOrange with his "Cult Leader" orange T-Shirt!) :omg:

Most appropro and waaaaay kuuuul! :yes: :clap: :melodramatic:

Ep
 
Quote: "Who but L. Ron's followers could unite Jews, conservative Arabs and western atheists in outrage?"

LOL Pitch is making the big time. That's my home town rag!
 

AnonOrange

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New sign is done.

I decided to remove myself from the final sign. This stuff is to serious to have me in it!

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Other side:
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This is the picture that was taken to make the flying AO.
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