Is ESMB a Giant Circle Jerk?
- Thread starter Ral Z
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Operating DB
Truman Show Dropout
I thought it was Billy Bob Xenu. I heard it on the interwebs somewhere.
I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
Thank you for the entertaining responses. I guess I got what I asked for.
Yeah, you did.
I've been making the same repetitive old post for years and years now (I just jig it about and hope I'll get away with it) but I believe many of us come back here because we truly like each other (even though we bash each other up a bit now and then) ... we would probably happily chat about anything nowadays. Many of us seem to make a point of throwing down some venom when scientology happens to be mentioned though (lol) just to "keep our hand in" and for the newbies and lurkers of course (and because we're all so bitter, twisted and "suppressive" ... mustn't forget that).
The_Fixer
Class Clown
You may be right mostly everything has been covered already ....
But I am glad the people are still here posting for the newly-ex-Scientologists .... & the want to be ex-Scientologists ....... as they Exit Scientology or are looking for the answers to the Questions they are not allowed to ask about Scientology while in the Cult,
For me I would come here for help and advice if i was being harassed by Scientologists,
& this ESMB is a reminder to myself why I never want to go back to Scientology again
HelluvaHoax!
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Are you sure you are not confusing the original Xenu with his great[SUP]75,000 [/SUP]grandson, Billy Blowdown Xenu?
How come Scientologists are either a past life Marilyn Monroe or Leonardo Da Vinci? Why doesn't anyone ever show up that was Xenu's plumber or his second wife. Oh wait, I think i know the answer to the latter one.
Scientology: Where Albert Einstein is reincarnated this lifetime as a Scientologist and gets posted aphabetizing folders in Central Files--until he gets more hatting on Ron's scientific breakthroughs and is qualified to handle more complicated tasks.
Are you sure you are not confusing the original Xenu with his great[SUP]75,000 [/SUP]grandson, Billy Blowdown Xenu?
How come Scientologists are either a past life Marilyn Monroe or Leonardo Da Vinci? Why doesn't anyone ever show up that was Xenu's plumber or his second wife. Oh wait, I think i know the answer to the latter one.
Scientology: Where Albert Einstein is reincarnated this lifetime as a Scientologist and gets posted aphabetizing folders in Central Files--until he gets more hatting on Ron's scientific breakthroughs and is qualified to handle more complicated tasks.
pink amythest
New Member
Back in the days we didn't have ESMB to communicate, now it's helping a lot of people not only to stay away from this destructive cult, but also walk away from it for good.
scooter
Gold Meritorious Patron
Yep, spot on. And, because it seems sooooo appropriate to add it here:
FUCK YOU, OSA !!!
La La Lou Lou
Crusader
Pinky WELCOME!
I do find myself writing an answer to a post and then realising I have written pretty much the same thing before. But as it has been said to a new audience. Helping people to stay away is all I want. I know too many people who were gifted and whose purposes were handed over to a reg or recruiter, never to be seen again. Scientology wastes talented lives.
Jump
Operating teatime
Pinky WELCOME!
I do find myself writing an answer to a post and then realising I have written pretty much the same thing before. But as it has been said to a new audience. Helping people to stay away is all I want. I know too many people who were gifted and whose purposes were handed over to a reg or recruiter, never to be seen again. Scientology wastes talented lives.
Ain't that the truth.
guanoloco
As-Wased
Bill
Gold Meritorious Patron
Nasty little attacks like this make me take a look at and appreciate all that ESMB does.
The folks here help people cope with leaving Scientology. They help warn others against Scientology's traps. They help expose the lies, crimes and abuses of Scientology. They keep Scientology's abuses visible.
This forum gives people a (mostly) safe place to peel the onion and work out what happened.
It really is a wonderful place that continues to do good work.
The folks here help people cope with leaving Scientology. They help warn others against Scientology's traps. They help expose the lies, crimes and abuses of Scientology. They keep Scientology's abuses visible.
This forum gives people a (mostly) safe place to peel the onion and work out what happened.
It really is a wonderful place that continues to do good work.
The_Fixer
Class Clown
Nobody here owes YOU any explanation.
The purpose of ESMB isn't to entertain YOU.
Did YOU come here to jerk off?
Or did you just come here to bitch?
LOL!
Cop that, bitch!
As they used to say in the Navy at wake up time..... "Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!"
HelluvaHoax!
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You mean Marvin, right?
LOL
Your post just caused me to have a 75 million year old flashback (i.e. "somebody [STRIKE]spoke[/STRIKE] posted and I went into a dream...")
There I was, back in the day. I had been called to a tax audit. I was rushing thru the airport to catch my flight on a DC8.
It was just then that I head someone being paged over the airport's intercom system: "Mr. Xenu, paging Mr. Xenu. Please pick up the courtesy phone..." That stopped me in my (whole) tracks--I had never before heard and didn't recognize the name "Xenu" but--it felt eerily familiar. Apparently, the being knows. Thus, I slowed my jog to a leisurely stroll, waiting to see who would pick up the flashing phone. . .
A sinister looking man in a fedora walked up to the courtesy phone and set his briefcase down, picking up the phone. As I passed by, I noticed the embossed initials on his briefcase read "L.R.X".
Could that have been........?
Lurker5
Gold Meritorious Patron
All the is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing - Edmund Burke (I think).
These hands are small, I know, but they're not yours, they are my own, and I am never broken . . .
We are never broken - Jewel.
The ESMBrs are doing good works to bring down the evil co$/dm.
Keep up the good work folks.
Shove the stick right up the butt of those who try to harass and stop you.
We are never broken . . . . We will not stop.
strativarius
Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
I thought it was... 'Hands off your cocks and onto your socks!' Or maybe that was the army.
Commander Birdsong
Crusader
well, esmb is continuously getting new readers and the materials need to be continously raised in present time
helluvahoax is a talented creative writer and humorist and especially notable for keeping his rants fresh
and there's always good reports of breaking news and fresh personal stories
R2-45
Silver Meritorious Patron
1. Look at the red-highlighted line above.
2. Replace the letters video with the letters img
3.
anonomog
Gold Meritorious Patron
You mean Marvin, right?
Melvin, also called Marvin, Xenu, also called Xemu.
You think his name confusion sparked the whole volcano-ice-cube serial killing?
Poor guy. Scientology could have helped with that.
guanoloco
As-Wased
Ever notice all the autobiographical content in Scientology?
Dianetics is all about the aberree
SOS is all about the 1.1
The criminal mind
The chaos merchant
The pervert
The spy
The subversive
The SP
The DB
PTS to the middle-class
The down stat
The false report(er)
The third party
The natterer
The ARC breaky victim
The musical chair executive
The implanter
The patient abusing psych crim
The out-ethics cat as ethics bait
The liar is inevitably a coward and a coward is inevitably a liar
The abortionist
Other practices
Out 2-D
The R/Ser
The druggy
It's all Ron.
Ever read Ron's Recruit Cycle?
http://www.forum.exscn.net/showthre...in-Scientology&p=838065&viewfull=1#post838065
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