I'm pretty sure his name is Stan.
Thank you for the entertaining responses. I guess I got what I asked for.![]()

I know this is going to result in me getting ripped a new one, but I have to ask if there's anyone else around here, lurkers perhaps, who think of ESMB as a giant circle jerk.
I got out of the SO a few years ago, came here and posted for a bit, and then mostly moved on with my life. I drop in once in a blue moon to see if there's anything new going on in Scientology worth talking about, and there very rarely is.
Every time I come here, I see the same faces posting the same angry rants about LRH and Scientology. It seems like the same people telling themselves "Yeah, Scientology is crazy." "Yeah, LRH was a con artist." over and over and over ad nauseum.
So, ESMB, please explain yourselves.
I thought it was Billy Bob Xenu. I heard it on the interwebs somewhere.

Back in the days we didn't have ESMB to communicate, now it's helping a lot of people not only to stay away from this destructive cult, but also walk away from it for good.

Back in the days we didn't have ESMB to communicate, now it's helping a lot of people not only to stay away from this destructive cult, but also walk away from it for good.

Pinky WELCOME!
I do find myself writing an answer to a post and then realising I have written pretty much the same thing before. But as it has been said to a new audience. Helping people to stay away is all I want. I know too many people who were gifted and whose purposes were handed over to a reg or recruiter, never to be seen again. Scientology wastes talented lives.
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If anyone can discover or divine the answer to this Scientology Koan, they will achieve total cosmic consciousness.
Which name is more ludicrously absurd, Hubbard's
Russian spy wife Sara Komkosadamonov or Xenu?
Apologies, I researched it but was unable to come up with Xenu's first name. I saw one doc but it might have been a shoop--a birth certificate listing his legal name as Melvin Xenu.
Nobody here owes YOU any explanation.
The purpose of ESMB isn't to entertain YOU.
Did YOU come here to jerk off?
Or did you just come here to bitch?
You mean Marvin, right?
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Nasty little attacks like this make me take a look at and appreciate all that ESMB does.
The folks here help people cope with leaving Scientology. They help warn others against Scientology's traps. They help expose the lies, crimes and abuses of Scientology. They keep Scientology's abuses visible.
This forum gives people a (mostly) safe place to peel the onion and work out what happened.
It really is a wonderful place that continues to do good work.



I thought it was... 'Hands off your cocks and onto your socks!' Or maybe that was the army.LOL!
Cop that, bitch!
As they used to say in the Navy at wake up time..... "Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!"
I know this is going to result in me getting ripped a new one, but I have to ask if there's anyone else around here, lurkers perhaps, who think of ESMB as a giant circle jerk.
I got out of the SO a few years ago, came here and posted for a bit, and then mostly moved on with my life. I drop in once in a blue moon to see if there's anything new going on in Scientology worth talking about, and there very rarely is.
Every time I come here, I see the same faces posting the same angry rants about LRH and Scientology. It seems like the same people telling themselves "Yeah, Scientology is crazy." "Yeah, LRH was a con artist." over and over and over ad nauseum.
So, ESMB, please explain yourselves.
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FOR THE RECORD, I HATE THAT YOU CAN'T POST GIFS HERE ANYMORE. :-(
I'm obviously a tard.
(And I still don't know how to do it)

You mean Marvin, right?
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LOL
Your post just caused me to have a 75 million year old flashback (i.e. "somebody [STRIKE]spoke[/STRIKE] posted and I went into a dream...")
There I was, back in the day. I had been called to a tax audit. I was rushing thru the airport to catch my flight on a DC8.
It was just then that I head someone being paged over the airport's intercom system: "Mr. Xenu, paging Mr. Xenu. Please pick up the courtesy phone..." That stopped me in my (whole) tracks--I had never before heard and didn't recognize the name "Xenu" but--it felt eerily familiar. Apparently, the being knows. Thus, I slowed my jog to a leisurely stroll, waiting to see who would pick up the flashing phone. . .
A sinister looking man in a fedora walked up to the courtesy phone and set his briefcase down, picking up the phone. As I passed by, I noticed the embossed initials on his briefcase read "L.R.X".
Could that have been........?