You are so much better as a person than me.
I really, truly appreciate you taking time out from your busy schedule to give me all these helpful pointers.
I think it is absolutely amazing that you are "getting close to" putting your real name up in your ID and that you are
"considering adopting a child". I, myself, do not have the extraordinary responsibility level that you have demonstrated in having those thoughts. I never thought about it myself which, again, proves that you are clearly my superior in every moral and ethical way.
I am going to really try hard to be exactly like you and stop posting things that you would not post.
Thanks again for so generously coming down to my level in order to help me one day rise to yours!