Gold Meritorious SP
Okay - since you mentioned Tory.
(She does not know this story, so... Someone go tell here to come over!)
On the day Tory "blew" (~2000/2001?) I received a super-frantic call from my (one of many seniors) "senior" D/CO Ext OSA WUS (fancy initials that stand for "I make every decision around here and you just follow my orders") Pam Bowen about a super-secret mission - to "drop everything - grab a tape recorder - run to D/FW airport - we'll give you the data on the road!".
I lovingly refer to Pam as Screech. Everytime I ran into her at a protest, she would screech for me to get away from her or she'd call the police. I'd approach her quietly & she'd run away. I'm curious why the psychotic midget trusts her so much that she's D/CO OSA WUS. She's one I'd pay to watch being forced to stand in a garbage can while the crowd mocked her. She's one evil bitch.