WHERE'S RON?

[guanoloco]

From the we're not finished with the church of Scientology yet thread.

 

[Gadfly]

I have heard that if you look deeply into the eyes of any really nasty demon, you might see THIS in the eyes:

A "Tulpa" by any other name? :confused2:

 

[Gadfly]

A picture is worth a thousand words . . . . .

Ron:

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Cross-Posted from another thread....

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

A picture is worth a thousand words . . . . .

Ron:

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LOVE THOSE!!

Now on another interesting point, you have Hubbard The Hypnotist saying this:

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I don't know whether you meant this or noticed this, but in that filmed Interview with Hubbard in 1968, when he is caught in one of his many (gulp, swallow, sniff, grimace) lies, he actually says at 6:20 of the video:

"IT'S WHAT I TELL YOU IS QUITE TRUE."


[video=youtube;Crj1oslSCNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crj1oslSCNk[/video]​

And, I have mentioned this before, but that three-part Interview is a fantastic study in "tells" and "micro-expressions" and outright (gulp, swallow, sniff, grimace) OBVIOUS BODY LANGUAGE that Hubbard clumsily resorts to when caught red-handed in an "acceptable truth".

 

[Gadfly]

Hey, there is great news in Hollywood. It looks like the 'ole cowpoke is going to be coming back shortly from his hard work at Target Two. He will be starring in some very important new movie releases. While at Target Two he did some groundbreaking OT work on the "tech of making movies & acting", and in addition to 17 more VITAL policies for the Art Series, he will be showcasing this new Tech in Hollywood. There is no doubt that movies will experience a New Golden Age with Ron's Tech in place.

Hip-Hip-Hooray!

 

[Freeminds]

I can't believe nobody did this yet.

L Ron Hubbard: so 1.1

You wear a cowboy hat, you're begging to end up in a Brokeback Mountain shoop. Fact.

 

[guanoloco]

I can't believe nobody did this yet.

L Ron Hubbard: so 1.1

You wear a cowboy hat, you're begging to end up in a Brokeback Mountain shoop. Fact.

Well it's certainly true that Ron broke his back doing OT research as told in RJ67. I guess this must be the rest of the story.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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[Jump]

Well it's certainly true that Ron broke his back doing OT research as told in RJ67. I guess this must be the rest of the story.

I thought he got a broke back mountin' a motorcycle

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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[Gadfly]

So, you thought that The Ring (movie) was scary?

Yeah, it was CREEPY!!!

But, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

For The Ring 3, watch this time what happens when the thingie climbs out of the well.

Okay, it is appearing . . . . .

It is moving up . . . .

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What a scary creature!

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incident_(Scientology)#Jack-in-the-Box

That image brought me back about 4 billion years ago, back when those silly Marcabian psychiatrists used to smash super cooled glass plates in our faces, they were such jokesters always pulling pranks like that.


I miss those good old days.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_and_psychiatry#Space_Opera

 

[secretiveoldfag]

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Where's little Slappy?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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[Gadfly]

When I was a kid, I was really into crazy sci-fi movies and books.

The ONE that left the biggest impression was the original verison of Invaders from Mars from 1953.

It begins with a little boy looking out his bedroom window, and he watches a spaceship land near his backyard. Of course, nobody believes him.

The ship landed at the end of the fence area, and this image of the "end of the fence" became a sort of iconic image.

When anyone walked into that area, crazy music would start playing, the sand would swirl below the person's feet, and the person would get sucked down into the ground (there was an underground network of caves).

I must have been 5 or 6 years old when I first watched the movie. The aliens IMPLANTED little electrode devices into the backs of the people's neck!!!!!

The leader of the alien race was a dude who they carried around in a spherical JAR!!!!!!!

I loved this guy. He cracked me up. Here he is:

Well, the movie is going to be remade!

And appropriately, the NEW LEADER, the Commodore of the alien race is going to be, YES, you guessed, the 'ole cowpoke hisself. What better choice for a movie about mind control, implants and behavioral manipulation!

 

[Gadfly]

I just love it when Hubbard displays some of his OT abilities!

 

[Gadfly]

Here's the updated poster for the new release:

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Where's little Slappy?

Here ya go. . .

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[Gadfly]

I gotta say that this thread has got me falling off of my chair in continued laughter.

These images of the 'ole cowpoke in various settings just hits a very humorous nerve with me.